Whether you're heading into a meeting, going out to dinner with friends, out on a date with a "special friend," or don't want to offend anyone with the breath only a goat would love, you need to own breath mints.

And good breath mints.

There are many breath mint brands and flavors available. We've all had those individually wrapped wintergreen breath mints. Whether they are individually wrapped or not, we like peppermint oil-flavored mint candy. We have tried orange, strawberry, and cinnamon tic tac candy instead of mint, but we feel peppermint oil makes the most refreshing mint.

So, in this blog post, we're kicking the serious matter of bad breath to the curb with humor!

How? Glad you asked!

With breath mints that are in funny tins!

mini mints in tins

You want fresh breath, especially when you're out with your weirdo friend or on a date. So, here's a list of the best breath mints to add a little fun to your day.

Not only will your breath make you completely comfortable to get up close to your friends and have a conversation, but the funny tins will make you smile every time you use them.

How We Chose the Best Breath Mints at the Lowest Prices!

If your super special friendship developed into undying devotion and you have bad breath, well...that's embarrassing.

And let's Face it, Bad Breath is a Major Turnoff!

Then you'll feel self-conscious and become the "weirdo friend."

Fear not! We've read thousands of reviews to find the best breath mints in funny tins. This selection includes several (though not all) funny tins from breath mint brands such as The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Store. They have many surprisingly strong mints to choose from!

Looks like they've worked hard too. Hmmm?? They seem employed to me!

Anyway, the breath mints listed here are from stores that are not breath mint brands like life savers mints, Tic Tacs, or Altoids.

Each small mint candy novelty tin makes a cute gag gift and is perfect for Party Favors, fun BFF Gift Bags, Birthdays, Christmas Stocking Stuffers, or any day!


We start with Edgar Allen Poe, who we pay special honors to on our About Page.


Best Breath Mints That Tell a Minty Fresh Tale

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Tell Tale Breath Mints - Edgar Allan Poe

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Why We Picked It

These Tell Tale Breath Mints are refreshingly infused with the essence of Edgar Allan Poe, making them the perfect way to enliven your senses with the fresh breath of mint.

Each mint candy tin is sugar-free and a great addition to any gift basket, as wedding favors, as a gag gift, or as funny Christmas stocking stuffers. This candy will keep your breath minty fresh!

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Best Breath Mint Brands Because We Like You 

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild EncourageMints Breath Mints - Mister Rogers

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Why We Picked It

These crazy cool mints will add a little more encouragement to your life!

Introducing EncourageMints, the sugar-free breath mints that are sure to give you a boost of confidence when you need it most. Officially licensed by Brand Central, these mini mints in tins are inspired by the one and only Mister Rogers.

Whether changing into your suit or your cardigan, EncourageMints will help you make a friend or two. Each tin comes packed with strong, refreshing candy mints that will keep your breath smelling pepperminty fresh. So next time you're feeling down, reach for a tin of EncourageMints and let Mister Rogers remind you that it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

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Best Happy Little Breath Mints

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Happy Little Breath Mints - Bob Ross

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Why We Picked It

Bob Ross was a man who knew a thing or two about happiness and how to fight bad breath with these Happy Little Breath Mints!

Like Bob Ross always said, "Talk to the tree, make friends with it." And with these mints, you can do just that. Freshen your breath and make new friends with Happy Little Breath Mints - Bob Ross.

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Best Happy Little Tree Breath Mints

Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints

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Why We Picked It

Here's another option in a different look and mint style from the Bob Ross Gifts Store!

These delicious mints are shaped like Happy Little Tree Mints, and each collectible tin holds 1.5 ounces of mint candy. They are great for gift bags, parties, wedding favors, or any Bob Ross fan! To quote Bob Ross, "We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents." The Happy Little Tree Mints are a great way to cover up mistakes...or bad breath!

Though these peppermints are green colored, they are not wintergreen breath mints.

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Best Electrifying Breath Mint

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild ExperiMints Breath Mints - Nikola Tesla

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Why We Picked It

If you're looking for a gift that's both clever and funny for a friend, look no further than the ExperiMints Nikola Tesla Breath Mints. These mints are sure to put a smile on the face of anyone who receives them. They make great stocking stuffers or a cute gag gift.

But these mints are more than just a novelty item. They're also a tribute to one of the most innovative thinkers of our time. Nikola Tesla was a Serbian-American scientist and inventor ahead of his time. People thought he was crazy with that much weirdness, but truthfully, he was a genius. In fact, many of his ideas are only now being realized thanks to present-day technologies.

So why not pop a few Nikola Tesla ExperiMints in your mouth and see if you have a sudden epiphany? Even if you don't, you'll at least have the minty-fresh breath of a genius.

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Best Empowering Breath Mints

Women's EmpowerMints Breath Mints - Rosie the Riveter

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Why We Picked It

Introducing EmpowerMints: the delicious way to get a boost of confidence when you need it most. These strong peppermints are perfect for when you're feeling down and out and need a little candy pick-me-up.

EmpowerMints are also great for women who want to celebrate their strength and power. With their bold flavor and Rosie the Riveter packaging, these mints are an empowering way to show that you're a force to be reckoned with. So next time you're looking for a little extra boost, reach for EmpowerMints and conquer the day.

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Best Breath Mint for a Sweet Retirement

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild RetireMints Breath Mints

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Why We Picked It

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild RetireMints Breath Mints are the perfect way to say goodbye to tension and hello to pension in retire mints! These new-fangled super-strong mints will put that needed pep in every retiree's step with these retire mints! Officially Licensed by Vaga, these sugar-free candy mints are a must-have for anyone looking to enjoy their retirement to the fullest. So, what are you waiting for? Relax and enjoy the sweet taste of retirement with RetireMints Breath Mints!

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Best Breath Mint Brands You'll Remember to Use

Boston America Gag Gifts Memory Mints for Senior Moments Fun Gag Tin

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Why We Picked It

Looking for a fun and unique gift that will get a good laugh? Look no further than Boston America Gag Gifts Memory Mints for Senior Moments Fun Gag Tin! This hilarious tin is filled with mints that will help your loved one remember all those important things… like where they put their keys!

What? Did I forget something? Oh yes, these mints make great gifts under 10 dollars!

For a gift that is both funny and practical, this is a perfect choice. The mints are great for when you need a little pick-me-up or fresh breath, and the tongue-in-cheek design is sure to bring smiles. The recipient will love knowing they can always rely on you for a good laugh.

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Best Breath Mint for those Curious About Fresh Minty Taste

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Alice's Enchantmints Breath Mints - Alice in Wonderland

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Why We Picked It

The Alice Enchantmints Mints are just wonderful! These mints are perfect for anyone who wants to forget the mundane cares of the world and escape into a land of pure imagination. Just like Alice in Wonderland, these mints will take you on a magical journey that you'll never forget. So, pop a mint in your mouth and let the adventures with friends begin!

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Best Breath Mint for Minty Fresh Appeal

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Ruth Bader Ginsburg's JudgMints

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Why We Picked It

The Ruth Bader Ginsburg's JudgMints will add some zing to your day? These delicious mints are perfect for anyone who wants to breathe a little life into their day. Whether you're a lawyer, judge, or just a lover of all things legal, these mints are sure to please. So, what are you waiting for? Order some JudgMints to pass on to your friends today!

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Best Breath Mint for Eloquence

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild ShakespearMints Breath Mints

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Why We Picked It

Reach for a tin of ShakespearMints for a minty pick-me-up!

These delicious breath mints come in a collectible tin featuring a portrait of the Bard (poet) himself, and they're sure to freshen your breath and boost confidence. Whether you're delivering a soliloquy or just chatting with a weirdo friend or two, these mints will help you make a lasting impression. So, ditch the gum and pop a mint instead - it's what Shakespeare would have wanted.

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Best Breath Mint for a Calm Demeanor

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freud After Therapy Breath Mints

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Why We Picked It

We all know that real breakthroughs happen after therapy is over.

You're riding home on the bus, and suddenly it dawns on you: "Oh my god! That's why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These delicious mints are infused with the wisdom of Sigmund Freud so that you can enjoy a refreshing breath of insight anytime, anywhere. So next time, you have an AHA! Moment, have a pack of After Therapy Mints on hand. Trust us, and you'll be glad you did.

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Best Breath Mints for Being a Smarty-pants

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Einstein Relatively Strong Breath Mints

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Why We Picked It

Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to be confused with gourmet food dining, which is a combination of meals and time, widely known as mealtime.

What does this have to do with mints, you ask?

Well, after you've indulged in a delicious meal (or two), these mints will help keep your breath fresh and smelling great. So, whether you're enjoying some quality mealtime or just looking for a quick Freshen-Up, pop a couple of these Einstein Relatively Strong Breath Mints and enjoy the refreshing taste of sweet success.

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Best Breath Mint for the Power of Fresh Breath!

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Dilithium Crystal Breath Mints - Star Trek

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Why We Picked It

Introducing the Unemployed Philosophers Guild Dilithium Crystal Breath Mints - the only breath mints worthy of a Starship Captain!

Whether leading border negotiations or beaming down to a strange new world, these mints keep your breath smelling fusion-fresh. Shhhh, if you happen to run into any trouble with the local authorities, we've included a handy self-destruct button just in case.

So don't leave home without them - after all, there's no telling what kind of trouble you might get into out there, friend!

These peppermints are pink in color but are not strawberry flavored.

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Best Breath Mint Brands for After You Put Your Foot in Your Mouth

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Trump EmbarrassMints

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Why We Picked It

Is your breath completely foul from constantly spewing hot air? Do people (friends) cringe when you open your mouth to speak? Well, never fear! The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Trump EmbarrassMints are here to save the day - and your social life.

These little mints will freshen up your breath, enhance your conversation, and make you more pleasant to be around. Just pop one in before you start talking, and everything you say will be nice...er. You'll be the hit of every party, make a friend or two, and maybe even get a date! Who knows, anything is possible with fresh breath and a nicer attitude!

So don't wait any longer; abolish the breath only a goat would love, and order your Trump EmbarrassMints today. Your crazy friendship may flourish with your weirdo friend, and your loved ones will thank you - even if they don't vote for you.

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And That's It!

We hope you enjoyed reviewing these sugar-free mints and you got a giggle or two seeing famous folks on novelty candy tins!

We can't imagine Einstein ever thought he would be on a novelty candy tin. Or Edgar Allen Poe, to who we pay special honors.

If you are considering getting these for just the weirdo friend with bad breath, you might as well get some for everyone on your gift or Christmas list because we can all use minty fresh conversation in our lives.

Responsible Adults:

Check each label for stuff you don't want, like corn syrup (we're not sure if these have corn syrup) and trans-fat in these candies.

These mints are not tic tac flavored strawberry, cinnamon, orange, or green apple and are not wintergreen breath mints.

We want you to know that we (weirdos disguised as bloggers) may get a portion of the sales (as paid commissions) if you place an order.

Happy Shopping from StrangeReviewers!

A super special friendship and undying devotion between two Weirdos that love being perfectly imperfect

Like Edgar Allen Poe said, "There is no beauty without some strangeness."

We Love You, Edgar - always have

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