It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining, and the birds are singing. You step out into your garden to enjoy the day when suddenly you’re surrounded by a horde of angry garden gnomes! What do you do?!

Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Here are four steps to fighting off a garden gnome ambush.

  1. Stay calm. It’s important to remain calm in situations like these. If you panic, you’re more likely to make mistakes and put yourself in danger. Take a deep breath and assess the situation. Gnomes are small, so they may seem harmless, but they can be quite dangerous if they catch you off guard.
  2. Assess your options. Once you’ve taken a moment to calm down, it’s time to start thinking about how you’re going to get out of this alive. If you have a hose or sprinkler nearby, that could be your best bet for fending off the gnomes. Water is their weakness! Otherwise, look around for anything else that could be used as a weapon. A rake or shovel could come in handy if worse comes to worst.
  3. Create a diversion. Once you’ve armed yourself with whatever tools you have available, it’s time to put your plan into action. Distract the gnomes by throwing something (or someone) else into the mix—a cat, dog, or even another person will do nicely! While they’re busy chewing on your diversion, make your escape!
  4. Run away! This one should be pretty self-explanatory. Get out of there as fast as you can! The last thing you want is to be caught by a bunch of angry gnomes. They may look cute and cuddly but trust us—you don’t want to tangle with them!

Garden gnomes may seem harmless, but they can be quite dangerous if they catch you off guard! If you find yourself in the middle of a garden gnome ambush, follow these four steps to make your escape: stay calm, assess your options, create a diversion, and run away!

But what if you still love garden gnomes and want them in your garden? How can you be sure your garden gnome won't turn on you? Click the links below to see garden gnomes guaranteed not to attack - even if they do have an unsettling look.

Share this post